Hey, how are you? Who me?
Well, we do appear to be the only ones in the room, unless of course you want to include Miu Miu (cat). Actually, where's Pix?
I don't know, she hasn't been home in 2 days. I'm getting really worried about her. You know Pixie, she's out all day and night but she comes home to eat and sleep at least.
Hmmm, concerning. Been out to look for her?
Don't be bloody stooopid, of course I have. I look like an idiot shouting " Pix, Pixie, come on baba" but hey, it has to be done.
Tried the pond?
Yep! Bushes, pond, field, trees even. You know how much time she spends up that Chestnut tree chasing squirrels but no, nothing.
Don't know what else to say, hope she turns up soon.
Ditto.